I don’t have a dick but I do think with it
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medical professionals love to inject me with things and hook me up to machines and cut me open. they want to see my insides soooo bad. well get in line, BUDDY!
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the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more
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i say i’m a silly guy but actually i’m kind of sweet!
i still kill people thoug
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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
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